Oh that tentacled beast is going to regret tangling with us. I shoot several arrows at him and yet they make no contact with him! What sort of sorcery is this? How is this possible?
I shoot at one of the vampires attacking Sherby and it practically one-shots him. So they are working ok. The tentacled one just must have some powerful deflection.
And then, the coward, twists a ring (on a tentacle? that is just weird) and disappears. That dishonorable squid. Surprisingly, Silly Gawbones is able to summon enough of his god’s favor to remove the invisibility…giving me the option to finish him (after Shalelu and my new mermaid girlfriend give him a good what for).
While I’m dancing about in victory, the dead squid and minions convert into gas and try to make a desperate escape. But Silly reigns them in with the wind and they die for reals.
Resume victory dance.
We rest up here and everyone prepares for the the battles to come. Something about a ice demon. I dunno, I wasn’t paying attention. I spend the time messing with my hair.
The next day, we are making our happy way north when we hear the yelpings of yellow bellies all about town. A large blue dragon flies overhead and begins circling ominously. I dive off to the side and ready my only greater arrow of dragon slaying. I must get take the perfect shot.
Shalelu takes a shot at the winged beast. And it flies right through it! She calls out that the creature is a mirage! I was about to waste my one good arrow of dragon slaying on a mirage! I even made it my quarry! A mirage quarry? That’s insane.
And then Silly does something that makes me feel funny. No, not in that way. I can see clearly now…the rain is fallen. I can see all obstacles in my way. It’s gonna be a bright…bright..sun-shiny day….